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SEARS is selling an incredibly interesting Kirby bag…

September 25th, 2011 Posted in General Nintendo, News, Posted by Austin, Random

Edit: I decided to move the image to past a break, since it’s a little weird and disturbing.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is a bag that can be purchased on Sears.com for the low price of $30, and I think you can see why it finds itself causing quite a ruckus. It was originally brought to public attention on Reddit.com, and from there I saw someone post a link on Facebook to the bag. Curious, I clicked it and was a little bewildered. Here’s what the description of the bag reads:

“Carson’s Collectibles Sling Bag (Messenger Bag) of King Dedede Drooling While Eating “

I guess I can see how this could be taken as King Dedede drooling while… eating… one of his minions? I don’t even know. The point is it’s a ridiculous looking bag, and if you want one you should buy it before they take it off the site, because after I post this other sites are bound to pick it up, then Sears will, and then it’ll be gone or restricted or something.

Or maybe Sears will just say “Screw you guys. You’re a bunch of perverts.”

Edit 2: They also have a lot more items with this same image!

Buy yours here!


  1. 11 Responses to “SEARS is selling an incredibly interesting Kirby bag…”

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    By sasukebowser on Sep 25, 2011

    what the shit

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    By SpykeSSanno on Sep 25, 2011

    HAHAHA! That is BEST thing I’ve seen in days. Oh god! HAHAHA!

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    By Ride Ze Litenin on Sep 25, 2011

    In my eyes the pink thing sticking out of his pants is his weiner 0_-

  5. By Windstar on Sep 25, 2011

    Lmao, what the devil is this?!

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    By SkinnyMiz on Sep 26, 2011

    hahaha this is ridiculous XD

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    By thomas on Sep 26, 2011

    Since the images and searches are down, for those of you who still want a laugh

    [NSFW!]

    http://rule34.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=258494

  8. By Windstar on Sep 26, 2011

    I guess one of the employees got fired and decided to troll Sears.

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    By Austin on Sep 26, 2011

    The thing that baffles me most is that Dedede is literally naked. Normally he has on that weird carnival shirt thing, but the artist deliberately left him without clothes, which sort of convinces me that this is not unintentional. Also, not sure why the images won’t load… It says they’re still in the archive, but when you click em apparently they don’t exist.

    I’d reupload but I deleted them figuring NE would store them because it’s NEVER deleted my images before. Famous last words… :P

    Did anyone purchase anything of this Kirby nonsense?

    Edit: Windstar I love your avatar.

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    By Patrick on Sep 26, 2011

    thomas wrote:Since the images and searches are down, for those of you who still want a laugh

    [NSFW!]

    http://rule34.booru.org/index.php?page= … &id=258494

    I’m so glad you looked for the image on Rule 34 and not me. Something told me I’d find it there, but I’ve been to the darkest corners of the internet before and don’t plan on returning any time soon.

  11. By Windstar on Sep 26, 2011

    Thanks Austin! Thanks to the internetz, I’m pretty much immune to anything disturbing Rule 34 has to offer. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing either.

  12. By bob on Sep 26, 2011

    i wouldnt be caught dead with that thing

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