The Corrupted Wish Game

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Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Windstar » Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:23 pm

You're now homeless with rabies. Sleep is the least of your worries now.

I wish I had dragon lungs.
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Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Sr.Gabo » Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:42 pm

You have, but you need to breath fire to survive and you dont have fire proof skin. So is your choice, die by the lack of fire or melt your face breathing.

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Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Nagix3 » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:11 am

You now have a tail, it's not letting you put your pants on.

I wish I was done with all of my exams.
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Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Ron » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:23 am

You fail all your exams.
Wish I got paid more.
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Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Windstar » Sat Mar 31, 2012 11:46 am

You get more hours of work.

I wish I could control gravity
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Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Postby TiggyPudding » Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:22 pm

You can control gravity and turn the world upside down. Pie, who's still falling off the cliff shouting "BRING IT GRAVITY" starts falling back up until he falls onto your face.

I wish the colour beige was banned.
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Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Postby pie » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:01 pm

It is, but then to replace it with the color of gamma rays so the first time you look at it you die from gamma ray radiation
And **** yeah, im alive *****es

I wish the mac keeper adds would stopp popping up in a new tab
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Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Windstar » Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:40 pm

@TIggy: new best answer

They pop up in a new window.

I wish animals were smart enough to understand us.
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Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Postby pie » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:56 pm

Man, you know, i wanted them to pop up in a new window cause they're easier to delete that way

The animals now become so smart, that they start to control humans. They take all the babies and never teach them to talk, abolishing humans. We evolve to not use our vocal cords and become more like animals. But unlike planet of the apes, no man ever comes back to see the destroyed statue of liberty.

I wish i could think of something.
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Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Postby invader_quirk » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:43 pm

A thought pops into your head... It's a vision of a reddish, darkened space. Some... THING stands there, obscured by shadow, its eyes glowing white. It's, like, so spooky, you guys; you don't even know. You cry because of how spooky it is.

[By the way, Tiggy... Awesome callback :D]

I wish some mischievous hoodlum hadn't deflated the tires of my auto!
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Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Postby pie » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:26 pm

Some mischievous little three year old on a trike deflated your tires instead. When you tried to move your car, you rev the engine, which then explodes. The three year old sitting on his tricycle then screams "that was awesome!!" He ride off before you can catch him with a paper in his hand, and a bag in the other. You then realize he stole your paper that you own the car, and a bag full of cash you just withdrew from the bank. He reports you to the police for wrecking his dads car. He leaves the bag of money next to you which you then reclaim. You use the bag of money to pay the hefty fine for "stealing and wrecking" your car. The little boy then yells at you for stealing his money. The cops look at the empty bag and see his name sewn into the inside. You then get arrested for theft of $500,000 from a small boy. You end up in jail and was looked down upon by everyone, including the manslaughters. You get beat up since you stole from a child and harassed by sexually craved men. You ponder on why all this happened to you for no apparent reason, then you remember you picked up a tails-up penny on the street.

I wish i was able to freeze time, for about three seconds, then have it resume, so i can think of the right response in any situation.
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Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Windstar » Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:08 pm

Time freezes for you too so you are never sure if this power actually works.

I wish I could jump really high
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Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Postby ehead » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:53 am

Then you crash your head into the ceiling, leaving you stuck and things crawl around your head and your helpless.

I wish I had invisibility powers. Harharhar.
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Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Postby pie » Sun Apr 01, 2012 7:55 am

You become completely invisible forever, like the invisible man. But besides from being physically invisble, you are emotionally invisible and no one pays attention to you.

i wish time went by slower
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Re: The Corrupted Wish Game

Postby Sr.Gabo » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:08 pm

It does, but life is so much shorter now.

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