The Corrupted Wish Game

[Windstar]

Basically someone makes a wish. And the next poster grants it but corrupts it somehow. i.e.
Poster 1: I wish I had a pizza
Poster 2: You have a pizza. On your head.
I wish blah blah

Get it? Got it? Good.

I wish I had some money!

[Ron]

Greed overtakes you.
I wish I had time to sleep more!

[Caio]

You'll have the time, but also insomnia.

I wish I was on vacation.

[thomas]

Granted, but it's on this beach:



I wish I knew Spanish fluently

[TiggyPudding]

Nice Idea Windstar
You can learn spanish, but forget English!

I wish my headache would go away

[Windstar]

Thanks!

Your headache goes away, now you have a tummy ache

I wish I could fly

[pie]

But you loose your legs and sprout giant wings

I wish for world peace.

[Windstar]

The world is at peace. You are not.

I wish I had style.

[pie]

you do, but then not having style is the new style

i wish i had TiVo

[Sr.Gabo]

You have one, but it is broken.

I wish the WiiU is the best, most powerful console.

[Windstar]

It is but every game is a first-person shooter

I wish I could see into the future

[invader_quirk]

You see into the future of a blind, legless gerbil behind the 7-11. It dies.

I wish I didn't need to eat all the time.

[pie]

You can, but it's all the bad things you cant avoid

I wish you cant corrupt this wish

[Windstar]

The wish isn't corrupted however you ponder over why you wasted a wish when the corruption might not have been that bad.

I wish I knew everything

[invader_quirk]

You know of "This is Not a Love Song" by Public Image LTD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aumejrcEHs)

I wish my car could fly.