{"id":351733,"date":"2015-11-27T05:58:32","date_gmt":"2015-11-27T10:58:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nintendoeverything.com\/?p=351733"},"modified":"2015-11-27T07:34:34","modified_gmt":"2015-11-27T12:34:34","slug":"the-slosher-machine-coming-to-splatoon-soon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nintendoeverything.com\/the-slosher-machine-coming-to-splatoon-soon\/","title":{"rendered":"The Slosher Machine coming to Splatoon soon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another weapon is being added to Splatoon free of charge: the Slosher Machine\u00a0will be available at the usual times today \/ tomorrow (morning in Japan, nighttime in Europe and evening in North America).\u00a0It comes with Splat Bombs as a sub weapon and Splat Bomb Rush as the special weapon. 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