{"id":80264,"date":"2011-12-27T23:11:45","date_gmt":"2011-12-28T04:11:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nintendoeverything.com\/index.php\/?p=80264"},"modified":"2011-12-27T23:11:45","modified_gmt":"2011-12-28T04:11:45","slug":"if-i-were-in-a-sealed-room-with-a-girl-i%e2%80%99d-probably-xxx-screenshots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nintendoeverything.com\/if-i-were-in-a-sealed-room-with-a-girl-i%e2%80%99d-probably-xxx-screenshots\/","title":{"rendered":"If I Were In a Sealed Room With a Girl I\u2019d Probably XXX screenshots"},"content":{"rendered":"<div\n\tclass=\"ngg-galleryoverview ngg-ajax-pagination-none\"\n\tid=\"ngg-gallery-20cc8817f88eaf9c52957b97466419b1-1\">\n\n    \t\t<!-- Thumbnails -->\n\t\t\t\t<div id=\"ngg-image-0\" class=\"ngg-gallery-thumbnail-box\" >\n\t\t\t\t        <div class=\"ngg-gallery-thumbnail\">\n            <a href=\"https:\/\/nintendoeverything.com\/wp-content\/gallery\/if-i-were-in-a-sealed-room-with-a-girl_5\/if_sealed_room-1.jpg\"\n  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