Wii Fit Balance Board fall leads to woman’s sex addiction

According to the Daily Star, a 24-year-old woman is suffering from persistent sexual arousal syndrome as a result of a Wii accident. Randy Amanda Flowers recently fell off her Balance Board while playing Wii Fit and damaged a nerve. Now she apparently needs 10 sex sessions a day to control the syndrome. Vibrations from mobile phones, and even food processors, spark her disorder.

“It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm. With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me.”