SEARS is selling an incredibly interesting Kirby bag…

Edit: I decided to move the image to past a break, since it’s a little weird and disturbing.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is a bag that can be purchased on Sears.com for the low price of $30, and I think you can see why it finds itself causing quite a ruckus. It was originally brought to public attention on Reddit.com, and from there I saw someone post a link on Facebook to the bag. Curious, I clicked it and was a little bewildered. Here’s what the description of the bag reads:

“Carson’s Collectibles Sling Bag (Messenger Bag) of King Dedede Drooling While Eating “

I guess I can see how this could be taken as King Dedede drooling while… eating… one of his minions? I don’t even know. The point is it’s a ridiculous looking bag, and if you want one you should buy it before they take it off the site, because after I post this other sites are bound to pick it up, then Sears will, and then it’ll be gone or restricted or something.

Or maybe Sears will just say “Screw you guys. You’re a bunch of perverts.”

Edit 2: They also have a lot more items with this same image!

Buy yours here!