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Fast-paced roguelike Noobs Want to Live heading to Switch

Posted on January 17, 2024 by (@NE_Brian) in News, Switch eShop

Noobs Want to Live

Lightning Games will be putting Noobs Want to Live on Switch this week, the company announced today. Look for it on January 18, 2024.

Noobs Want to Live, a fast-paced roguelike, will come to Switch with all updates previously made available on PC. Further details can be found in the following overview:

Noobs Want to Live is a fast-paced roguelike featuring several characters and a large pool of skills to choose from (that synergize with one another, too!) Fight, kill, grow. Each run is a new chance to create a steamrolling build!

We have it all (or some)! The sword master hero, the fireball totting maiden, a mechanically adept summoner, a great yellow canine who literally creates gold, a master of bacon… Well, each character is unique, to say the least!

Finely crafted cardboard cutout characters give the game a unique and fun feel as you fight your way to godhood! Come and give the monsters a whack as you blow up the screen with fireballs and black holes, and then some!

Master specific skills that create synergies with one another to cause mayhem and destruction. In Peachville, 1+1 is not 2, it is at least 4.5! What devastating synergies are there, you ask? You’ll just have to figure that out for yourself! How many synergies can you find today?

Rabbits, ducks…. strange and interesting poultry have a hundred skills with armed evolution and treatment suppression both.

Each upgrade may be what takes you from wimp to hero! Spend gold to reroll your skill selections! Oh, and gain meta-progression in the shape of talent points to make your runs easier as you progress!

Find a trailer for Noobs Want to Live below.

Gameplay Trailer

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