It was concluded today that two boys used the cord of a video game controller to hang a four-month-old kitten from a tree. The children – six and seven years old – had just finished a gameplay session of Grand Theft Auto. Before hanging the kitten, the boys used stones to greatly injure the animal. The two boys will not face any criminal charges due to their age, nor will they receive any aid from Child Protective Services.
Unfortunately, this is a case of parental negligence. Grand Theft Auto is rated “M” for a reason, so parents should make it a responsibility to make sure their children are playing the appropriate games. We’ve heard cases of some young boys playing Grand Theft Auto and committing crimes, but never this young.
“I can spend literally days just building up my criminal empire without touching a mission at all. But that aside, in classical terms, I think, for an average player, we’ve got around 20 to 30 hours of gameplay just to complete the story missions — that gets you through about 28 percent to 30 percent of the total game. The narcotics dealing takes up much more of your time, and we have more side missions, odd jobs, and one-off characters with their own mission strands to meet around this world than you’d ever expect. I’d say to get to 100 percent stats complete, you’d be looking at around 70 to 80 hours of play. This still doesn’t mean you’ve seen everything. You still have multiplayer and the entire online and Social Club content to dabble with.” – Gordon Hall, head of developer Rockstar Leeds
It looks as though Chinatown Wars won’t be a gimped GTA experience in the slightest. Rockstar Leeds is working hard on the game, and is packing it with tons of content.
Nintendo Wii
North America:
1. Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (LucasArts)
2. Active Life: Outdoor Challenge (Namco Bandai)
3. We Ski (Namco Bandai)
4. Trauma Center: New Blood (Atlus)
5. Dance Dance Revolution Hottest Party 2 Bundle (Konami)
Japan:
1. 428: Fuusa Sareta Shibuya de (Sega)
2. Machi e Ikouyo: Doubutsu no Mori (Nintendo)
3. Machi e Ikouyo: Doubutsu no Mori WiiSpeak Bundle (Nintendo)
4. Wii Fit (Nintendo)
5. Mario Kart Wii (Nintendo)
UK:
1. Mario Kart Wii (Nintendo)
2. Wii Play (Nintendo)
3. Carnival: Fun Fair Games (2K Games)
4. Wii Fit (Nintendo)
5. Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games (Sega)
Nintendo DS
North America:
1. Club Penguin: Elite Penguin Force (Disney)
2. Personal Trainer: Cooking (Nintendo)
3. Mario Kart DS (Nintendo)
4. Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia (Nintendo)
5. New Super Mario Bros. (Nintendo)
Japan:
1. Hoshi no Kirby: Ultra Super Deluxe (Nintendo)
2. Layton Kyouju to Saigo no Jikan Ryokou (Nintendo)
3. Wagamama Fashion: Girls Mode (Nintendo)
4. Pocket Monsters Platinum (Nintendo)
5. Layton Kyouju to Saigo no Jikan Ryokou — Special Edition (Nintendo)
UK:
1. More Brain Training (Nintendo)
2. Dr. Kawashima’s Brain Training (Nintendo)
3. Imagine: Teacher (Ubisoft)
4. 42 All-Time Classics (Nintendo)
5. New Super Mario Bros. (Nintendo)
Similar to the situation with The Conduit, someone discovered a listing on SEGA’s FTP for Sands of Destruction. This almost guarantees that World Destruction, which is already available in Japan, will be releasing in North America, albeit with a name change. SEGA has yet to confirm anything at this point, but again, that was the case with The Conduit as well. The company will most likely confirm this news with a press release in the next few days.
– Bobby Carrot is a popular series on the Samsung mobile phone
– Will probably be an enhanced version of the fifth game
– Game is early on in development
– Puzzle adventure game
– Main goal is to collect carrots
– There have been over a million downloads on mobile phones
– No release date yet
These days, it’s commonplace to hear about a robbery, especially with the unstable economy in the United States. However, the same cannot be said about someone entering – and robbing – a bank with spiffy Zelda hat. A man in Waterbury, Connecticut arrived in a bank and on wrote down on a piece of paper an undisclosed amount of money he demanded…Or was that Rupees? The man donned a hat with an object that can be easily identified as the triforce. No one was hurt during the robbery, though we can only assume that this man is a Nintendo gamer. Or, at the very least, he loves Zelda.
I’m going to be completely honest and perhaps obvious here – There’s a pretty high chance that the new Metal Gear website that has opened has no relation to the Wii. When first looking at the logo, the immediate thought that pops into my mind is that this new game will be releasing on the 360, though we don’t know that for sure. The game could end up on the PS3, but I just don’t see it happening on Wii. Who knows though, miracles happen!
